The

AwFuL Umpires

&

Cornball Coaches

The Sad news of the AwFuL Umpires & Cornball Coaches...

These wacky on field aficionados should have been retired years ago but they haunt the change rooms and bleachers of sporting and entertainment venues everywhere just looking for people to boss around and put on report. They see infringements in the most innocent of actions; like holding the drink, not passing the hors d'oeuvres and having nicer clothes than them. They are simultaneously the most loved and hated of Beelzebubʼs sporn, which makes them the ideal candidates as people movers and party livener-upperers. (Also available for sporting codes other than AFL.)

Getting out the Red Card

AwFuL Umps at work.
AwFuL Umps at work.

Making sure the cherry danish doesn't step over the mark.

With 'Richo'
With 'Richo'

Two AwFuL Umps with Richmond AFL Legend Richo.

Umps & Spud
Umps & Spud

AwFuL Umpires getting a fistful of advice from StKilda & Richmond star Danny 'Spud' Frawley.

Umps & Tall Stars.
Umps & Tall Stars.

AwFuL Umpires working with the Aussie Tall Stars at a Nissan Sponsored Kick for the Kids night.

Being fair & impartial.
Being fair & impartial.

AwFuL Umpires with Glen Ridge, obviously playing the star card.

Cornball Coaches on the road.
Cornball Coaches on the road.

Coaches with Dipper for Smith's Footy Roadshow in Queensland.

Who da man??.
Who da man??.

Umpire Barry fighting with his mum over how much pie is too much.

Soccer Ump/Ref
Soccer Ump/Ref

The AwFuL Umps can represent all codes of games.

Whacky Cricket Umpires.
Whacky Cricket Umpires.

The most hilarious and easily bribed sport officials in history.